The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
Get the Grease Shingle mug.a substitute for shit in a situation where you can't curse words. e.g. a high school sporting event, a youth soccer game. (very useful when you have gotten halfway to making a curse word mistake, a faux pas, shit morphs into shingle quite naturally.)
Don't think you sound odd, you sound polite in front of other people's kids.
Don't think you sound odd, you sound polite in front of other people's kids.
Oh my, shingle, that was a horrible call.
Shingle. Shingle. Shingle.
Holy shingle. You gotta be kidding me.
Shingle. Shingle. Shingle.
Holy shingle. You gotta be kidding me.
by JakeinthedirtyD March 8, 2008
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A strapping and well-built man, he confidently enters a room with an air of breeziness and lightness of being. He exudes kindness and his cheerful and tranquil demeanor instantly invites people to relax around him. His kind eyes and bright smile evoke a sense of warmth.
Loved dearly by his friends, it does not take long to figure out why. His sense of humor and lust for life and its pleasures make it so enjoyable and pleasant to be in his company. Likewise, he genuinely enjoys theirs. He relishes fine-looking, aromatic settings and has a talent for both creating and finding them. He has such a passion for music and for entertaining people with it. He has a cheeky and mischievous side to him that makes him even more adorable.
In love, he is initially shy. Yet once I confessed my feelings to him, it all came together on a magical night in the cool summer breeze on our private terrace. I feel loved, special and safe in his embrace. He is supportive and helpful; never domineering. I can be myself completely around him. To be with him is so much better than without. He sees the best in me, and is there to support me when I am not my best.
I didn’t think I believed much in soulmates till I met him. Halfway across the world.
Loved dearly by his friends, it does not take long to figure out why. His sense of humor and lust for life and its pleasures make it so enjoyable and pleasant to be in his company. Likewise, he genuinely enjoys theirs. He relishes fine-looking, aromatic settings and has a talent for both creating and finding them. He has such a passion for music and for entertaining people with it. He has a cheeky and mischievous side to him that makes him even more adorable.
In love, he is initially shy. Yet once I confessed my feelings to him, it all came together on a magical night in the cool summer breeze on our private terrace. I feel loved, special and safe in his embrace. He is supportive and helpful; never domineering. I can be myself completely around him. To be with him is so much better than without. He sees the best in me, and is there to support me when I am not my best.
I didn’t think I believed much in soulmates till I met him. Halfway across the world.
by RogueBagel August 30, 2018
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Get the singlet chaser mug.February 14 (valentine's day, of course, for those who are in a relationship) For those without a significant other, the advertisements, cards, flowers and attention given to this particular day make one acutely aware of one's lack of couplehood.
For Singles Awareness Day, I bought myself great chocolate, sexy heels and a new pair of earrings. It helped me avoid the desperate action of finding a man to date just so I wasn't alone on V-Day.
by saint paul girl February 6, 2010
Get the Singles Awareness Day mug.Celebrated on February 14. It is where single people don't like how Hallmark and other stores make a big idea of Valentine's Day and feel no point of having a Valentine. Also single people don't celebrate it with some exceptions and are disgusted with how couples make a big deal about it. Couples tend to more lovey dovey on this day.
Hey Happy Valentine's Day.
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day.
Then what do you celebrate?
Singles' Rebellion Day.
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day.
Then what do you celebrate?
Singles' Rebellion Day.
by Manette Playzer February 14, 2009
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