Secret Best Friend

The person who is basically your best friend. You tell them everything and they tell you everything, but people don't really know you are best friends or don't expect you to be best friends because you are very different from each other.

Person 1: Yeah, that's my best friend, you didn't know?
Person 2: REALLY?! That's so unexpected! He's so well-known! You're...yeah.
Person 1: Yeah, we're secret best friends. People don't really know about our friendship, but we've been best friends for a really long time.

Mahesh is my secret best friend.

by mablenda. March 3, 2011

victoria's secret model

Those perfect bitches that show as much body as possible to shame you.

I do t ever want to be like one of those Victoria's Secret models.

by Harambewillneverdie July 11, 2017

Secret Agent Sanchez

You do a girl doggie style, and while u're having sex you stick your thumb up your ass. After you get a good amount of poo on your thumb, you pull on the girl's hair til her head is close enough for you to smear poo all over her lips!

Shorten version = A.S.Y (pronounced Ass-Ee)

I totally secret agent sanchez your mom last night!

by Big "Fuck The Other Big Bosses" Boss November 10, 2008

Secret Gay Boyfriend

The flip-side of a fag-hag.

The "Secret Gay Boyfriend" is that gay man who surrounds himself (and is utterly and undeniably attracted to) women who are witty, intelligent, stylish, urbane, and hysterically funny.

Example: Instead of "Alyssa is John's Fag Hag" (such a crap term), we say "John is Alyssa's Secret Gay Boyfriend."

by john in boston August 1, 2005

carbonated vaginal secretion

A carbonated drink known as Dr. Pepper.

"Dude, this tastes like carbonated vaginal secretion."
"I know, isn't Dr. Pepper great!"

by Jazzyj October 4, 2007

secret noodle shack

where a fat chinese person called Henry Chen goes before music every day

"where's Henry?"
"At his secret noodle shack"

by SPACE NINJA!!! October 7, 2009

Experimental Secret Couple

A partnership between two people generally from the constraints of upper-middle class society who secretly conduct social experiments on their peers in an act of rebellion.

Do you think Jenn and Ruth are an Experimental Secret Couple? They got all the seniors to hate anyone with blonde hair in protest of Nazi Germany last week.

Can you believe Karen got everyone to start wearing surgical masks by sending anonymous texts to the popular kids?

by Dolores Haze January 21, 2010