Rule 1701 

One does not fuck with Captain Picard, ever. Or they Die

Someone posts that Picard has died on 4chan. This is a breakage of Rule 1701, therefore, you die.

Rule 1701 by animasdk September 15, 2009

rule 75 

Rule 75 (rules of the internet) states that Rule 75 is a lie, therefore contradicting itself. OH Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut consectetur aliquet nisi, et imperdiet tortor feugiat ac. Pellentesque ac rhoncus???

Rule 75 is a lie - OH SHI-

rule 75 by SkythekidR5 September 3, 2013

Rule 61

There is always furry porn of it.

Ewww, rule 61.

Rule 61 by Nicolas_4h February 1, 2009

Rule 422 

Rainbow Dash is always 20% cooler than you. No Exception.

Brony 1: Dude did you see that awesome (insert cool thing here) that i just did?!

Brony 2: Rule 422

Brony 1: Confound these ponies! They force me to uncoolness!

Rule 422 by Dr_Whooves June 15, 2011

Rule 165 

If it exists, then somebody has fucked it

Dude! i just got back from the insect farm, and i totally got head from a millipede!

Tats sick man! and also damn near impossible!

Its rule 165!

...whatever...

Rule 165 by Hal Emmerich July 6, 2008

Rule 177 

Any dare agreed upon must be completed unless both parties agree. If money is involved, money is returned to provider.

Guy: No way! Your friend is ugly as sh*t! No way im kissing that!

Chick: Rule 177

Ugly Chick: Owned.

Rule 177 by Valhalawatchajaglecallit December 2, 2010

Rule 12345 

Rule 12345:

Otherwise known as a reference and

extension to "Murphy's Law"

Whatever can go bad, will, and whatever can

go worse, will also.

Boy 1: Omg, one of my gf's found out I

was cheating!! >.<

Boy 2: you better be careful, your third

might find out too.... *third girlfriend

walks by inconsequentially, overhearing

conversation* WHAT?!?!?!

Boy 1: Damn you, Rule 12345

Rule 12345 by EnelKA April 17, 2009