Roman Helmet

An asexual display of male dominance, often involving alcohol and individuals compromised by overconsumption, requiring the symmetric positioning of one’s scrotum (left testicle-left eye socket/right testicle-right eye socket) and penis along the bridge of another’s nose. The orientation must be sufficient to give the appearance of The Late Roman ridge helmet (a combat helmet of Late Antiquity worn by soldiers of the Late Roman army).

This fraternity brother must be an accomplished history major given the exquisite Roman Helmet he just slapped on the dome of that young pledge.

by Raws Dye January 2, 2021

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times new roman

people who use this font are basic and suck\

"i dohnt no how two spewll"
-person who uses times new roman

by timesnewroman user February 10, 2021

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Roman Numerals

Letters for when you don't feel like saying numbers

Dude 1: god I hated MMXX
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: 2020 in Roman Numerals

by anotherannoyingwhiteguy March 11, 2021

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Sleepy Roman

That one thicc loser who makes unfunny skits and says uwu

Friend, watching his videos: who tf is that?

Me: Oh its just Sleepy Roman being dumb

by Smug Potato March 12, 2021

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Roman

Your cousin who asks you to come bowling with him 300 times everyday.

Roman: "HEYYY IT'S YOUR COUSIN ROMAN! LET'S GO BOWLING!"
Niko: "DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE!"

by Babbleswap22 March 12, 2021

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The Roman Mars paradox

The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.

The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.

Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!

I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.

by BobDylan March 13, 2021

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