Sandpaper ride

Dude 1 is laying down. Dude 2 is scooting his ass cheeks against dude 1's chin stubble
Dude: I took a sandpaper ride on John last night. His chin looks like rusty steel wool.
by Grech88 May 03, 2011
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Riding the Ganondorf

A common term used in Super Smash Bros. Melee, where a player in a 2v2 match will play as Ganondorf and sit at the edge of a fight, repeatedly Ganon kicking (Down + B) enemies who are busy fighting his teammate.

Recently, this statement has been used out of context, when somebody comes out of the blue, usually in an argument, with a particularly hurtful insult against one of the opposing parties
In Context:
"Wow, he's just Ganon kicking us when we aren't paying attention, so cheap."
"You're just mad because your not used the Riding the Ganondorf."

Out of Context
"I was arguing with Eric, and there were some people standing around hoping we would fight, and Dovas just randomly insulted by grandparents. He knows there dead, too."
"Damn mate, Riding the Ganondorf is never fun, what a fag."
by Shiggy/b/ August 25, 2009
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Hay riding

Being high or stoned due to smoking grass or eating marijuana infused food.
Dude what did you do yesterday?
I was hay riding in my girlfriend’s basement.
by Dawaninon December 12, 2009
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piggyblack ride

To give/receive a piggyback ride to/from a black person.
Jerome gave me a piggyblack ride up the hill.
by The RAY March 26, 2014
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dragon riding

Sexual intercourse wherein one partner is positioned behind the other (i.e., "doggy style"), during which one or both partners are exceptionally high on hallucinogens, or at least have particularly good imaginations.
Boredom is the mother of innovation.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
by stardust crusader January 15, 2018
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Filthy Ride

Irish Slang - An exceptionally good looking person. Someone you are really attracted to. The highest complement one can receive.
See that guy there; he is a filthy ride!
by lesbags June 07, 2019
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