Rag Artist

To fuck a girl while she's on her period, then blow your load on her and then write your initials on her body with your blood-covered penis.

Preston did the rag artist on some hooker yesterday.

by PrestonIsUgly August 17, 2011

rag boat

In poker, a full house or full boat made up of cards of very low rank. The low valued cards are themselves referred to as rags, but when they become part of a full boat, they suddenly become a very strong hand. A rag boat generally occurs when a player finds himself involuntarily playing a very bad hand, or chooses to play them with the knowledge that it's a very bad gamble. Therefore, a rag boat is mostly luck. A rag boat also occurs in the sense of a hand that would have been made if such a bad gamble had been taken, but wasn't.

Player 1: "If only I'd played that three-eight, I would've ended up with a full boat and won."

Player 2: "It was better to fold, you'll go broke hoping for a rag boat."

by Evac156 February 24, 2005

rag nag

When a woman is having her time of the month and she feels the need to be a complete bitch to anything she desires, especially you

i've never been bitched at as much as i have tonight, what a fucking rag nag

by endlessnameless February 3, 2010

nose rag

a handkerchief or tissue

Don't forget the nose rag.

by The Return of Light Joker January 27, 2010

quag rag

Rag or bandana tweekers carry around to wipe their quag. (The lighter leaves a black residue on the outside of the glass pipe so tweekers wipe the residue off with a rag or a "quag rag")

Man 1:Look, that guy over there is a tweeker
Man 2:How do you know?
Man 1:I see his quag rag hanging out his back pocket

by bobles January 11, 2008

Fleef rag

A piece of cloth used to clean up ones masterbatory fluids.

John does fleef rag was getting crusty so he washed it.

by Dastardly D August 6, 2011

bloody rag

A bloody rag originates from when women wore a rag, similar to a cloth diaper, with strings to tie it around their waste, during that bloody time of the month. The most modern form would be a maxi-pad, but not a tampon, even though some refer to tampons as rags.

She threw that bloody rag in the toilet, and expected it to flush? Where's my plunger, the dumb bitch!

by Craxd1 December 4, 2013