Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.
by SmeariestMocha9 May 23, 2020
Get the Purple Penismug. A beverage consisting of cough syrup and lemonade. This is usually specific to muddy lean. If the lean is mixed right it will be called pink lemonade. Also, the affects of purple lemonade are much worse than pink lemonade. These drinks don't necessarily contain any lemonade, but they can.
by NADER May 13, 2015
Get the purple lemonademug. Otau: "Hey guys I wrote a new Purple Mystic chapter!"
Johney: "Have you considered changing the genre to comedy?"
Johney: "Have you considered changing the genre to comedy?"
by Johney the Great February 27, 2022
Get the Purple Mysticmug. When your partner fucks you agressivly over a long period of time and the majority of your blood flow around your vaginal lips become purple in color and dry.
by KKK Comander April 17, 2017
Get the purple oystermug. You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days now. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now poop it and scoop it.
by jon barleycorn July 21, 2006
Get the to bitch purplemug. a very chad of a human has balls of steel and is one of the strongest and best youtubers in the world he has dont many chad things like giving 1 milion dollars to charity.
by dumb purple🥱 April 25, 2022
Get the Dumb Purplemug. When you grab the base of your penis and balls and squeeze so hard that the whole unit turns purple.
by Thenig187 September 7, 2017
Get the Purple smurfmug.