Somebody called me while I was drunk on the toilet after taking a shit. Needless to say, I fumbled it and it's now a poop phone.
by starlux March 06, 2009
Maureen: "Hey, Tracey wants to get a hold of you. What do I tell her?"
Me: "Yeah, well tell her I'll call her from my shoe phone."
Me: "Yeah, well tell her I'll call her from my shoe phone."
by krischicki June 12, 2008
A crappy cordless phone used in the hospital setting given to staff to communicate with each other and other departments. It is very expensive, loses signal frequently, has an extremely short battery life, drops calls and is always static-y. You can never understand a full conservation when on an Ascom phone.
An ER doctor ripped the pharmacy staff new assholes when the ASCOM PHONE hung up on the doctor while he was trying to give a heparin order
by Dollie Pop November 24, 2011
Used by drug dealers.
by Pepom20306 May 30, 2015
a word on this website in which every 40-70 year old complains about because their son or daughter wants one and they just think that things like a cell phone, ipod, car, are all a waste of time just because they didnt have them in their teenage years.
by bob mkcob May 20, 2008
Phone Stalking is the continious non-stop, relentless phone calling to the same phone number determined to get the other person to pick up.
Man.... last night, her phone stalking me for over an hour really got to me, but I didn't want to talk to her and didn't answer her call.
by stunningone September 17, 2010
by Pozzy Pozz November 24, 2007