A chronically unaware driver who sets up shop in the left lane of any major Florida highway, treating it less like a passing lane and more like a reserved cruise control runway. Left Lane Larry doesn’t discriminate—he might be a local with a “Salt Life” decal and a sunburned arm out the window, or a snowbird tourist in a rented Altima with both hands on the wheel and a wide-brimmed hat still on indoors.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025
Get the Left Lane Larrymug. An example of a person living in complete delusion. A rare case but unfortunately does exist, they are living inside a reality that they created in their own head but does not have any correspondance to the real world whatsoever. My heart goes out to them really
by Roseemfl July 18, 2021
Get the Larriemug. Of poor quality; lousy. The term is used by Boardwalk auctioneers, whose argot is a mixture of carny talk and Yiddish.
by Margate expert February 2, 2021
Get the Larrymug. -the term an individual uses to either describe how they feel, mostly always a good feelings
-Also can be referred to as a spiritual feeling.
-Also can be referred to as a spiritual feeling.
“Wow, I’m feeling Larry right now.”
“When I get stressed out, I usually try to close my eyes and feel like Larry”
“When I get stressed out, I usually try to close my eyes and feel like Larry”
by Budine October 16, 2018
Get the Larrymug. A term used in the Bray area in the Southeast of Ireland meaning a male person. It is also used to get the attention of a male.
"Alri larry"- Hello male
"Sound larry"- Thank you male
"He's a sound larry"- He is a likeable male
"Larry pass me yer rubber"- Please may I borrow your eraser sir
"Sound larry"- Thank you male
"He's a sound larry"- He is a likeable male
"Larry pass me yer rubber"- Please may I borrow your eraser sir
by Mup Bray November 13, 2019
Get the Larrymug. You can't really describe it, but it's a very goofy action that makes you shit your pants in laughter.
by Larry Moe July 13, 2016
Get the larry moemug. by Dead😂 May 24, 2018
Get the Larryingmug.