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smoke the boss

a reference to someone receiving a blowjob, generally asked in a question, usually asked when enquiring after a mate' first date...
Hey Ben, How did your date go last night?
Cool man.... she is really, really nice girl...
Did she smoke the boss?
Yep!! I told you... She's the slut.. BUUUNNNGGG...
by WikiAngerManagement July 29, 2007
mugGet the smoke the bossmug.

eat with the boss

someone feeding you bullshit but you smile and nod to avoid conflict, generally information is given by a superior at work you can't just walk away from.
said to co-worker: "I just had lunch but I still had to eat with the boss during the meeting. some of the stuff he comes up with is seriously full of it!"
by sarahkatatonic October 23, 2011
mugGet the eat with the bossmug.

Cool Boss

A Boss who buys you lunch.
Cool Boss:
Since we’re now a ‘team’ according to the org chart, do you fancy going out for a team pub lunch tomorrow?
Me:
Does that mean it gets expensed?
Cool Boss:
Sure!
Me:
I'm in!
by AQMacgregor November 20, 2013
mugGet the Cool Bossmug.

sauced with the boss

to become incredibly inebriated in honor of a host (i.e. a host of a party)
Nick: Hey dudes, I totally got a handle of jack fo' free!

Joey: We're totally getting sauced with the boss tonight!
by nick the magnaimous February 23, 2009
mugGet the sauced with the bossmug.

bosses's maximus

a young man in his 20s who is half latino and half arab and can perform tasks much greater then his superiors. who wakes up every morning and pisses excellence. also the only guy that makes chuck norris look like a 15 yr old boy. he doesn't wait for life, life waits for him. jesus may have walked on water but he swims through land.
customer 1 "did you see that guy? why was everyone looking at him?"

customer 2 "you don't know. thats thomas the bosses's maximus"
by the alpha and omega May 23, 2013
mugGet the bosses's maximusmug.

boss wave

A positive wave of energy you get when watching someone, who's a boss, do something amazing.
Guy 1: ah wow Leo's doing a quality swim in the 400 freestyle, he's miles ahead.

Guy 2: yeah its such a boss wave watching him.
by D-Barracuda September 26, 2013
mugGet the boss wavemug.

We Bosses

The term used only by those who have achieved the level of “boss.” This is the highest level of power granted within an organization. Whether you are the president or the top pimp, you are “boss.”
Fuck working for the man “we bosses” now!

We can do whatever we want because "we bosses!"
by The Real Millz December 1, 2010
mugGet the We Bossesmug.

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