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jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus
twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first
by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018
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Obsessive Jewish Disorder

A person that believes and tells others they are a Jew when they are not.
The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jew that did not move to Israel and become Israeli has abandoned the tribe and so they are not a Jew.
Such persons have Obsessive Jewish Disorder.
by AnonDoxy December 11, 2023
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Jewish cameron

Someone who is a jew and lived in the ww2 times
Back in the jewish cameron days my stepmum fucked me
by Jjdaniel July 21, 2021
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Jewish cocktail

When someone uses the tip of a circumcision as a shot glass
Yo did you see drink that Jewish cocktail
by Sir_Pump_aloaf December 3, 2021
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Jewish Wet Dream

What every Jew loves to see, a blonde girl and a black man couple. Not because they hate blonde goys and like to see their daughters sexually degraded or anything... they're just concerned about civil rights or true love or something like that.
Guess who's coming to dinner goyim...A dirty nigger to fuck your daughter! That's my Jewish Wet Dream revenge fantasy
by Callivan January 18, 2023
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Jewish messiah

A mathematical structure of the mind that also acts as the pre-eminent language of science.

The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).
The Jewish messiah is understood to be mathematical structure of the mind.
It is also the sublime-language of science.

In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.
by metawave November 10, 2021
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jewish ace

A colloquial term referring to the practice of going an entire day without spending any money. originating from Oak park Michigan
The doctor said his girlfriend paid for everything all day for his birthday. Damn, that’s a Jewish ace!”
by et55 October 22, 2025
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