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joke rizzing

Almost impossible but can be done with a 99% fail rate
"DUDE you saw him joke rizzing?" yea he came back a playless joke!
by yurtttttttt October 18, 2022
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Dad Rizz

When a dad has some charm talking to people, usually from years of experience and old stories.
My dad talked to this cutie on our commute, "I was here in 87' this and I went to Paris in 92' that." Old man has some Dad Rizz in him.
by Flimflambam May 20, 2023
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Tiktok Rizz Party

A party where everyone tries to rizz up the level 10 gyats in Ohio with Green fn duke Dennis skibidi toilet standing on business brain rot style while singing Carnival from Kanye West
“Yo wanna go to the TikTok Rizz Party?”

“Sure, but how much food should I bring Incase of a Fanum Tax?
by N word patrol March 31, 2024
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W Rizz

Definition: When you can attract the ladies easily

Similar to: W
Me: Are you the wind, cuz you blow me away.

The other guys: W Rizz~
by GenerationsOfWhat May 10, 2024
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rizz rag

A rag used for inducing sleep when there is a lack of rizz, often doused in chloroform.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He used a rizz rag on a girl at the bar.
by Reactors February 1, 2024
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Rizz

(n.)
Clinical term: Rizzopathy (Hypercharmatic Disorder)
A rare, genetically-influenced neurobehavioral condition characterized by dangerously high levels of charisma, confidence, and verbal seduction tactics. Most common in adolescents ages 12–20, though early onset has been documented in children as young as 8 after exposure to viral content or unsupervised access to TikTok.

Symptoms include prolonged eye contact, smooth talking, involuntary smirking, rhythmic speech, and the spontaneous use of phrases like “lemme get yo Snap.” Advanced cases may include voice modulation, eyebrow raises, and successful romantic engagement without physical touch or verbal communication (see: Unspoken Rizz).

Risks:
In extreme cases, Rizzopathy may result in total ego inflation, overconfidence, or “flirting-induced psychosis.” A small but growing number of cases have progressed to terminal stages, where the afflicted experiences heart failure after attempting to “pull” multiple targets simultaneously. This is known clinically as a Rizz Overdose (ROD).

There is no known cure. Treatment attempts with humility training and braces have failed. Mortality risk increases with gym mirror exposure and podcast appearances.
Case Example:

“Did you see Dylan pull that senior with just a head nod? Bro’s got Rizzopathy.”
“Nah, that’s unspoken. Stage IV. He’s not making it out of high school alive.”
by Dr. R.Z. Montgomery July 25, 2025
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Rizz

He was in the hot tub with a man and a woman, he got the rizz
by Chrizzzzzzzzzz May 31, 2023
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