an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.
you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"
Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
by anton enus November 26, 2009
Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.
Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.
Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).
Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).
by Master Nudist January 21, 2008
by Ben daiho May 23, 2008
Similar to an inside out mushroom dalmation, but the sperm is blown onto a white article of clothing, giving the albino dalmation effect. Must be performed while high on pot.
"I finally talked Jill into letting me give her an inside out albino mushroom dalmation on her favorite white sweater.....damn we were so baked!!"
by WolfManRawd February 24, 2010
literally means pausing, then removing your tongue from a mushroom. why do people think thats so rude? also "sos please lick my mushroom" is NOT rude. it also literally means take a mushroom (the fungi type) and lick it. simple rele.
see yeebs
mmm: haha mr stone is such a mushroom licker!
some randomer: hey that sounds so sick and wrong!
mmm: no it doesnt. he literally licks mushrooms (nath and julies mushrooms we think tho)
please note we have to add a pauses and removes tongue off mushroom. woot.
mmm: haha mr stone is such a mushroom licker!
some randomer: hey that sounds so sick and wrong!
mmm: no it doesnt. he literally licks mushrooms (nath and julies mushrooms we think tho)
please note we have to add a pauses and removes tongue off mushroom. woot.
by kavanagh July 27, 2006
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