Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.
Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.
Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).
Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).
by Master Nudist January 21, 2008
Get the cum guzzling mushroom tip cleanermug. by Ben daiho May 25, 2008
Get the mushroom headed piss stumpmug. Similar to an inside out mushroom dalmation, but the sperm is blown onto a white article of clothing, giving the albino dalmation effect. Must be performed while high on pot.
"I finally talked Jill into letting me give her an inside out albino mushroom dalmation on her favorite white sweater.....damn we were so baked!!"
by WolfManRawd February 24, 2010
Get the inside out albino mushroom dalmationmug. literally means pausing, then removing your tongue from a mushroom. why do people think thats so rude? also "sos please lick my mushroom" is NOT rude. it also literally means take a mushroom (the fungi type) and lick it. simple rele.
see yeebs
mmm: haha mr stone is such a mushroom licker!
some randomer: hey that sounds so sick and wrong!
mmm: no it doesnt. he literally licks mushrooms (nath and julies mushrooms we think tho)
please note we have to add a pauses and removes tongue off mushroom. woot.
mmm: haha mr stone is such a mushroom licker!
some randomer: hey that sounds so sick and wrong!
mmm: no it doesnt. he literally licks mushrooms (nath and julies mushrooms we think tho)
please note we have to add a pauses and removes tongue off mushroom. woot.
by kavanagh July 27, 2006
Get the pauses and removes tongue off mushroommug. by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021
Get the 1-Up Mushroom Car Insurancemug. From SOAD's "Chic 'n' Stu"
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
by viva riolu May 31, 2011
Get the pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chivesmug.