morning wood

when a guy wakes up with a boner..

i had morning wood when i woke up ...
those damn fairys pitching tents in my pants again..

by meep meep December 28, 2005

Early Morning Dip

When a male awaken's before he's spouse, supporting a large erection. decides to penetrate the mrs while she quietly slumbers.

Tom - "Aww man, i woke up this morning supporting a dirty big horn, so i went for an early morning dip!"
Darren - " Nice one, did you give her the Ninja Bukkake treatment too!?"
Mark - "Tom!, you're a sick fucking Gooch Goblin!"

by Darren and "M" - Bledzin July 20, 2006

morning wood

a boner or erection experienced when a guy wakes up in the morning.

damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom

by kilometeros July 7, 2008

morning dew

Occurs when a female wakes up with a subtle moistness in and around her vaginal region; considered the female equivalent to morning wood.

After yearning for vaginal penetration Julia awakens with a fresh case of morning dew.

Julia: I woke this morning a bit wet, it was nice.
Val: Oh wow you must have had morning dew.

by Juliadew September 14, 2010

morning chubby

when u wake up in the morning with a big ass boner.

after my friend slept over i woke up with a morning chubby and a sore asshole. then i cried.

by shanematt July 27, 2005

morbillion

The number of tickets the marvel movie, Morbius sold, this is equal to 100, meaning if it sold 100 tickets=1 morbillion. This shows that Morbius has sold the most morbillion tickets of all time.

Alan:Hey man did you see that Morbius sold over 100 morbillion tickets!
Dave:Bro I did see that, I started calling it peakius instead of Morbius.
Random Bystander:What the hell are they talking about.

by Cartizzle April 25, 2022

Monday Morning Hangover

the name for the delayed hangover you get when you get so drunk, you wake up drunk, and then the next day is when your hangover kicks in.

"Hello. Yeh, I'm not coming to work today, I have a Monday Morning Hangover..."

by Notmo December 6, 2005