Ladies Monkey

Vaginal hair gone bananas.

Cor look at that "ladies monkey" it looks like king kongs clunge

by compuchimpuk March 28, 2009

monkey fuckers

A military excersize. Done by grabbing your ankles and squating over and over again.

Well wut the fuck ru waiting for get down and give me some Monkey fucker!

by Krytpo January 23, 2004

Monkey Cuddle

When a person who has the habitus of a monkey hugs you in bed and wraps their tail (i.e. free leg) around you. Very warming, like an electric blanket.

On cold nights, my boo monkey cuddles me, and I feel toasty and horny.

by PoopsdellaOops February 17, 2009

wheelnut monkey

n. an assistant or apprentice to a mechanic and, by extension, any lackey or lesser being in any endeavor.

1) Look at all the stinking grime in there. I am not touching that!

No sweat. The wheelnut monkey will handle it. Don't let him wear gloves.

2) Get the wheelnut monkey to read these documents and talk to the press about them.

Okay Mr President. I'll get Mr. Biden right on it.

by gnostic1 August 27, 2011

ass monkey

An awkward neighbor or boyfriend/girlfriend in your dorm who invites himself/herself to meals, parties, and other social events. Ass monkeys attach themselves to specific groups or individuals by seeing that other individuals are able to invite themselves to events but still be welcomed companions.

Sketchball A: We need to go out the side door. If we don't your ass monkey will come with us to dinner.

Sketchball B: Tru that 'ho. I don't want my ass monkey fucking up my Pimp Committee.

Mutual Friend of Sketchballs A and B: I swear Sketchball B. If your ass monkey comes to one more meal with us I'm going to jump off a bridge.

by I-Heart-Shiksas January 8, 2008

Monkey Butler

A trained monkey that acts as your servant, catering for all your needs. Also Simian servant

"Would you like a can of Stella? The monkey butler will get it. Oi, monkey..."

by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004

Monkey Bear

A loved one who is like a giant teddy bear but acts like a monkey at times.

Andrew is such a monkey bear. I love him very much.

by asaws11 July 20, 2009