Lookin monday

When your looking like crap dressed in ur shitty clothes with ur hair messy as hell looking like you've been crying and smell like shit

Swaggy P was lookin Monday as hell when he showed up with a runny nose with puffy ass pants

by Fluffyfred503 March 23, 2017

Miami Monday Money

It’s like normal Monday money, expect it’s doubled. We in Miami bitch.

Like Monday money but in Miami. Miami Monday money.

by anonymous February 3, 2025

Holy Monday

The lag for religious people after Holy Week but they still think it is.

Kevin: wow, I never thought Holy Week would end
Tony: what are you talking about? it's Holy Monday!

by KevinTV May 14, 2011

Monday

Monday is one seventh of your life. Monday is the most disliked day of the week, because kids have to go to school and most adults have to go to work. The weather is often dreary, the amount of work is unbearable and it puts you in a bad mood. On the bright side, it is the day that brings you closer to the next weekend.

-Sunday Night-
Me: The time has come. In 12 hours, it will be Monday. I must prepare. -Drinks gallons of hot milk-

by TheNorwegianOverlord February 20, 2018

Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)

“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
“It’s tap tit Monday!”

by A bitch that makes holidays March 18, 2020

I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.

There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday

by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024

monday syndrome

Because job or school, hating or scaring Monday and when get closer to Monday, be depressed. Usually consist on Sunday.

I'm in the monday syndrome, don't interfere me.

by FakirOyuncu December 4, 2016