In the middle of the night, while your girl sleep, you sneak over to the side of her bed, then drop the biggest load of your life onto her face.
After my girlfriend got in an argument with my bro, I had to unleash the midnight hammer on her. She didn’t suspect a thing!
by Quailz June 22, 2025
Get the Midnight Hammermug. by XxTrapQueenxX January 5, 2016
Get the Midnight Oakmug. Dark skinned individual sneaking through the dark of the night, getting into all sorts of Felonies and Gang Activity.
by GooberJigga March 30, 2025
Get the Midnight Mongrelmug. Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.
Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”
Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”
Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”
Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021
Get the midnight haircutmug. "I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"
by Hugaboom August 7, 2016
Get the midnight labiamug. by Misty Marcaño September 17, 2023
Get the Midnight Munchingmug. by Blueeyedphyscho June 27, 2023
Get the MIDNIGHTmug.