Midnight Maccas Run

the art of going to your nearest 24h Maccas and getting some food, while doing it as quick as possible.

bonus points if you do a burnout in the drive thru.

usually done between 12am and 4:30am

Me: Oi mate you up for a Midnight Maccas run?
Friend: fucking sure mate lets go

Midnight Maccas Run by Blind Man driving August 26, 2023

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Midnight Munching

A midnight snack.

My mom didn’t know I was midnight munching when she was asleep.

Midnight Munching by Misty Marcaño September 17, 2023

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midnight goblin

A person who often wake up in the middle of the night, horny and with a goblin like energy, starts having sex with their partner.

1) Dude! She started blowing you in your sleep?
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k

midnight goblin by MoonshinerPhil September 17, 2023

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midnight fireman

Getting up semi asleep while drunk and thinking your in the bathroom urinating, when in reality your peeing somewhere else like in the corner of your room.

I was so drunk I ended up doing a midnight fireman and pissed in my wardrobe instead of the bathroom.

midnight fireman by StuWi November 8, 2023