Michael

The 15-year old emcee that resides in Indio, California.He is strictly underground as not many people know about him considering he lives in a small valley in California,has a nice style of rapping and is inspired from a variety of underground emcees.Dope kid
“New rappers coming out are straight chumps/they better jump/before they get blasted with a shottie pump/think I’m playin/I’ll cut your life shorter than a tree stump/punk

Guy 1:You know Michael?
Guy 2:Oh yeah he’s sick!
Guy 3:Hell yeah he is,such a dope kid.
by Sick Floww January 30, 2019
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Michael

Michael is a really nice person. He takes really good care of his friends and family. Really caring, passionate and loving. He also has a very small penis. I think it should be some sort of medical disorder for how small it really is.
E.g. "Went Jimit pulled down Michael pants in the locker room everybody laughed."
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Michael

Name commonly giving to little fag boys who dont have big dicks and suck at fortnite. Commonly found that they have much smaller brain than the Colin species. Michael is known for being really boring and often have no friends. No one wants to be around a michael
Oh look, its michael, let's go this way so he doesn't wanna talk to us
by Cfitch August 02, 2019
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Majestic Michael

Majestic Michael
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Michael Krisfalusi

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.
by Lovely hat November 20, 2017
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Michael Mell

Michael Mell is a pure gay boy from the Musical Be More Chill

We don't speak of the Michael Mell from the book
Michael Mell is the best male in Be More Chill, change my mind.
by MilesWritesShit November 10, 2018
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Michael Mell

Everything felt fine when he was half of a pear.

Now through no fault of his, there's no other half there.

Now he's just Michael in the bathroom: Michael in the bathroom at a party.
No, you can't go in, Michael Mell's on his period.
by SQUIPsicle May 22, 2019
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