Matthew

Litteral fuckin autism

See that fucking Matthew over there, he fucking autistic mate

by Me, you fuckin donkey August 3, 2019

Matthew

A guy with brown hair, dark eyes, and a heartwarming smile. Matthew is mostly a very funny guy, but he is a deep guy. He is good about going to church and events at the church. He loves to be the class clown and make people laugh. He is athletic too even if he doesn’t think it. He is also a very though guy, not a thing will get past him. He cares about people and barely has any beef with anyone. Matthew is a special dude.

Classmate:1- Matthew who’s your favorite superhero
Matthew- Shrek

Yes this actually happened, and it wasn’t a joke he meant hulk 😂

by That random gurl May 4, 2019

Matthew

The name Matthew/Matt/Matty is commonly know as a very harsh word, for instance if one was to be called matthew instead of there g8ven name this would be the most insulting action conceivable. the insult Matthew stems from the the kid of pure autism that once ate poisons mushrooms, the pure autism and continuous production of annoying sounds produced is where the insult of the word Matthew comes from.

calling your friend a matthew or simply replacing there name with matthew.

by Jesiel Ardensky September 15, 2019

Matthew

A fat munchkin that scans fried cats

Oh Matthew is fat

He is very smelly as well

by Bob is Smelly January 12, 2018

Matthew

A big dick head that's super ugly🙃

Another word for trash is Matthew

by FACTSSSSSforme June 18, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is that one guy in Comhairle that just screams babe at random moments and gives the best hugs

Yep that's Matthew

by Anybodywannadance777 October 18, 2019

Matthew

Someone or something that is a cunt because they have a very small penis or a 'micropenis'.

Oh he's a Matthew

by rello123321 December 4, 2018