Marcos Castillo

He is the one.

He is probably the only one that can save you from your miserable existence.

Trust in Marcos Castillo.
STORY OF MIKE AND JOHN
Mike: Do you know about Marcos Castillo?
John:No?
Mike: You’re a miserable clump of flesh and bones.
by Bobby424 November 24, 2021
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Marco Bucio

The sweetest most handsome man ever. And he’s all mine so back off:)
Marco Bucio is mine
by Lil_Bucio1331 February 11, 2022
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Marco Gianni

Marco Gianni is a fucking handsome and nice dude. He treats women like Gentlemen, wait no he treats women like queens. And he’s smart as well.
by Rudesigner November 24, 2021
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Marco Hazardino

A total hazard, if someone has this term given to them best believe they are a total danger. If you are a boy and you have a girl, you become single on the spot. Girls if you have a bf, you are bound to cheat.
Marco Hazardino is unstoppable
by Zamaldino September 22, 2020
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Mang-marcos

A term meaning "to steal" or "to take credit" which came from the surname of the family of late-dictator of the Philippines who stole billions and took credit of non-government projects.
"Mag-ingat ka, baka mang-marcos iyang kaklase mo ng gawa mo."
Eng. translation: "Be careful, your classmate may take credit of your work."
by iskonatic marcosivility April 19, 2022
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Marco Joseph

A "Marco" has some very high racist way of delivering his humor that only 500IQ above will only get a chance to mimic their fraction of his humor.
-He is the inner divinity sacred within all of us
-Will send you memes mostly "dark" or "morbid"
-Powerful

*Buddies with Michael"
Marco Joseph: "Me and my Ex-wife had sex after she lost the one game we had bet on"

Michael: "what game?"

Marco Joseph: " Russian Roulette"

Michael: " YOOOOO"
by Gunnn June 08, 2021
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kevin marco

Original Kevin Marco(fictional) is a murderer. He loves to torture people to 'be' something in this nothing world. The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

When I first heard of Kevin 'Happy' it was strange. I knew the fictional one and I wondered if it was a warning. And it was. He loved to torture people 'be' something in this nothing world.

Kevin Happy has a habit of harassing people. He doesn't understand boundaries. He's just as fake as his fictional self. I can't comprehend how someone like that is even exsisting. And why near me?

I must say it did give a me God complex. The way he acts is empowering. It makes me hate myself, but it makes me realize I am the one in power. I wrote him into existence. I have the rights to his name. That useless name.

In fiction Kevin had killed his gf out of rage, because their relationship was crumbling. Later, he wanted to do it again.

The blood just felt so amazing, so calming. It was a reminder that he was alive. The adrenaline was the best part. Killing gave him a rush.

I see all of these traits muted down in kevin Happy. He's just more of a failure.

I'm just saying, if I end up having to be the some to solve him, then no one's gonna like it. He gets on my nerves. He knows what he's doing. I just wanna show him what I can do. Like friends sharing interests.

He hands power right over to me. Right when he thinks he took it all, I will reclaim my crown. Except when I hold the crown, those peasants will praise ME more.
"Kevin Marco's sexually and verbally harassing his peers again"
by Kevin.Marco's.Emo.Girl.UwU April 23, 2022
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