weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza

Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”

by Superjuliam September 6, 2023

Bitch made punk

A term popularized by the Denzel movie ‘Training Day’: The ‘punk’ part refers to an already whiny and/or weak individual, the ‘bitch made’ part refers to the way that he somehow became somebody’s bitch (usu. by being scared or kissing ass).

From Training Day: ‘You disloyal, fooled ass, bitch made punk.’

by SiL3Nt J September 12, 2023

I made a mistake

Dear urban dictionary,

For the word ballistery that I sent y’all, I dun made a mistake on the sentence. I was not supposed to add “though.” I wanted it to be the

Thank you,

Axel lvrmaster
Ps it means I made a mistake

by Axel lvl master September 17, 2023

he grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football

Rugby is much rougher then football so the way he grabbed his hair made him understand the difference.

"He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football." - Red, White & Royal Blue

by nickname28 September 25, 2023

jump made

weirdo

yo u see these niggas they jump made word 2

by lalllalalaaaaaaaaaaaaa September 30, 2023

Made You Look

A song by Meghan Trainor, released in October 2022. Its lyrics go:

I could have my Gucci on!
I could wear my Louis Vuitton!
But even with nothing on, bet I made you look!
(I made you look!)

Friend: Do you know Meghan Trainor’s song “Made You Look”?
Me: The one where she sings about her Gucci and stuff? Yes, I do!

by Yamato Yamamoto July 17, 2023

Mading

To do something exeptionally great when drunk. This word was coined by the famous David Engelin, a pedophile in Sollentuna, Sweden. Called "mada" in Swedish, pronounced mad+ah.

I went mading last night. I got drunk, ate crayfish, drank mintu, got asked what I was doing by a big security guard, to which I answered "mading", got kicked out.

by David Engelin disciple May 3, 2024