logging in to the cloud

The act of getting stoned. Smoking pot or marijuana.
If you smoke alone it is logging in to the ICloud (or if you love Mac computers).

After "logging in to the cloud" last night, everybody got stoned big time.

by RisenAgain November 3, 2011

Logging on my landing

Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.

Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.

by Dr. Sir Ka October 16, 2019

Logging on in 60

Something that a person says before they don't log on

Natsu: "Jack said he is logging on in 60"
Aceliane: "Doubt"
Criticise: "I like kids"

by Mr Joe Daki January 20, 2023

speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

lady logging

The art of placing a turd on a woman's breast during a sexually charged situation

My wife just discovered lady logging. I've never known a smelly situation to feel so right.

by Karsi007 November 26, 2016

hot logging

When you take a dump and its physically hot; officially when geologists log core as soon as it comes out of a drill rigs core hole.

Man I ate too much chilli at the restaurant and spent the night hot logging.

by cortez_da_killerccojkjdsjsdjds April 23, 2018

Oregon logging truck

Passing a poop or turd from one butthole to another butthole

Samantha gave me the “Oregon logging truck” last night.

by RodneyRUX March 14, 2019