linguini

when a man rams a girl in the vagina while she is laying on her stomach and her upper body is supported by a pillow.

also see on the real world new orleans:)

Mike likes to LINGUINI his bitch

by linguini king September 11, 2010

linger

1. To do something incredibly stupid or humiliating in front of a public audience, or in front of somebody in posession of a camera or recording device.
2. To show ones bare ass for a prolonged period of time.
3. To get incredibly drunk or monged and regret ones actions later.

On Saturday night Tom got the "fever" and pulled a Linger.

by HuckLBerryFin September 12, 2005

AIM Lingo

A language spoken mainly in writing which shortens English words and phrases into catchy, yet hard to interpret abbreviations and misspellings. These are used on AIM to save .4 seconds of typing.

Examples of AIM Lingo:

Got to go- g2g or gtg
I love you- ilu
Laughing out loud- lol
Oh my god-omg
You-u
to, too: 2
later-l8rz

Need I say anymore?

by Teh real DM January 6, 2006

lingbie

A black zombie sheep from Kansas City who surreptitiously competes in the sport of cunnilingus and sometimes falls prey to slimy dinner proposals.

She saw him approaching from across the meatpacking warehouse and instantly smelled a lingbie. The lines he threw would have never picked up a real lady, but the way he put her down...well, that was his saving grace.

by sonother April 13, 2009

Lingolia

N. Where futuristic lingo originates. The males are lingolians and the females are lingets.

I am a lingolian from lingolia.

by Dermot Sutherland June 18, 2011

lingua skanka

The language hos universally use to communicate their sluttiness both amongst one another and to non-hos, such as prude, judgmental girls and horny dudes.

"Girl, what's up with all that nasty-talk? We're not on a porn set."
"Oh don't mind me. That's just my lingua skanka."

by HumbleLinguist December 23, 2013

linguini dick

Linguini dick is defined as removing the clap via the penis, bludgeoned by a large rubber mallet

Large rubber mallet smashed into penis=linguini dick

by Ocaris February 28, 2014