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lazy darts

playing drats while sitting down
i was playing lazy darts with tj on the couch the other day
by blackppl January 4, 2011
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Pre-laziness

1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.

2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.
Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!

Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.
by G. GOFA May 2, 2010
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Lazy Pig Flu

Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!
Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'
by jaga-jack May 5, 2009
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lazy teabagging

When one is too lazy to actually sit on one's knees and follow through with normal teabagging. The teabagger sucks on the teabaggee's adam's apple on their throat in the process of giving a hickey to this region.
"Man, that chick lazy teabagged me on the dancefloor! Now I pop my collar cuz I have to!"
"I was lazy teabagging him so hard he HAD to wear that scarf I made him!"
by Caitlin W December 30, 2007
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Lazy Brains!

A phrase said by the Dr. Kawashima in Brain Age and Brain Age 2 for the DS.
by Mistah Price October 21, 2008
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lazy lard

No life fat lazy bastard who can't be arsed with anything.
get out off your computer you LAZY LARD
by dynamite blowfish March 10, 2014
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Facebook lazy

When a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time.
Is he dead?

No he's just facebook lazy
by Benedict Cumberbach December 7, 2013
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