by Draco Left January 17, 2021
a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.
last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.
by theguywiththesmallpeen August 22, 2022
Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident
"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"
"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"
"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"
by Devilpup2 February 10, 2019
The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.
by GloryJoel September 15, 2019
by DjSourMilk September 13, 2021
When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.
Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”
by BradTheChad June 18, 2018
When you chloroform a woman and a homeless man; and, while they are sleeping, you stick the hobo's dick up her ass and jerk their bodies back and forth until ejaculation occurs.
"Hey Eric, let's find somebody to do the Lazy Hobo to!"
by Meoww. January 11, 2012