Jo Branding

an acid attack.

Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded

brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"

Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”

"Damn, did you hear what happened to Bobby?"
"No, what happened"
" He got a Jo Branding"
"Damn"

by SciFi_Ninja June 18, 2019

makaydee jo

A strong, kind-hearted girl that is caring deep down with a dramatic tuff shell on the outside. She will stick by your side.

Let’s hang Makaydee Jo!!!

by —;)— November 1, 2023

Do a Jo

Do a Jo is when a cyclist surges past the train head, with the glance of patronizing superiority and continuing on into the horizon.

Darrell do a Jo on the ride today, surging past all of us at will and making it impossible for us to stay on his wheel.

by Jonumber1fan January 4, 2024

Jos

Jos is simply the best. Someone you want to keep around forever.

hey jos you mind sticking with me for a while? like forever? aight cool.

by Veqtas June 8, 2021

Ella-Jo

Ella is a cute, funny and amazing person in life, she makes everyone smile everyday, she loves to listen to music and to dance, she makes everyone laugh by saying just 1 word and she is everyone that a man would ask for, she is caring, loving and just an beautiful girl

Ella-Jo is the cutest girl in the world and the most loving

by Bobby6262728 November 25, 2021

Paula Jo

An older woman who was once sane and level headed but after taking too many 3 o clock naps has begun yelling “Boo!” or “Get up in here!” at young babies. She also falls asleep at 6:15 every night and cannot be instructed in how to achieve a task without getting mad. She has a great heart but just sleeps too much.

Paula Jo screamed “Boo!” at a young baby

by Adam early December 27, 2020

Jos

Jos is very very graceful. They are absent-minded but often a mischievous saboteur. They are a gorgeous genius and are comparable to god himself. They wear a funny hat. They are undeterred from eating pie, it simply does not effect them.

Person 1: god I love Jos
Person 2: don’t you mean Jos I love Jos

by Theythebestgone December 20, 2020