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Jon

Jon is often an under-appreciated name. Many other urban dictionary definitions claim that Jon is a hoe, a player, just a complete shitbag. I say otherwise because my Jon is a very caring, ambitious, handsome, young determined man who will succeed in life.
Oh my Jonnyyy boy!!! I love you!
by asianchiccaa01 January 28, 2021
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Jon Miller

The most American lovin person in the USA. The ultimate nice guy that’s always going the extra distance and living a fun life
Wow, you’re a real Jon miller. You love America!
by Jawesome316 February 1, 2021
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Monkey Jon

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.
Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.
by NateDog23 March 19, 2021
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Jon Cherba

A man among gods. Some would say he is God himself. He is the master of all, and everyone is below him. The power to give life, and to take ones breath away in an instant. He is the most powerful being in the universe.
Almighty Jon Cherba, please forgive us. We did not mean to disturb your greatness.
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Jon sturtz

A really kind person very funny person an extreme sex magnet and gets all the girls
by Fortnite1234 April 15, 2021
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Jon

this is a name name just any name not a regular name but an awsome name and rare name fuck who ever insulted my name by saying it just a name.
hey jon looking real ocky today
by jersemty April 25, 2021
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Jon Spurgeon

Jon spurgeon hit me with his huge throbbing cock.
by Cocklover425 May 10, 2021
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