by Dora Johnson November 02, 2019
The act of masturbating.
by SnekkySnek January 26, 2018
When someone says something absurd, to cover up or distract from something else absurd that was said or done earlier.
Trump tweeted something stupid on Monday, thus Trumping the Johnson over his tweet from Friday night.
Boris Johnson rambled on about buses in the interview in order to distract people from the lies about the NHS that were on buses.
Boris Johnson rambled on about buses in the interview in order to distract people from the lies about the NHS that were on buses.
by Brazillionaire July 27, 2019
A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.
by Jpeno October 23, 2020
don't ft always on pause. resting bitch face . says she is "nice" but is the complete opposite. a freak and horny 24/7. super smart that it's annoying . scorpio ,pillow princess and very bottom energy.
by caca 247 March 15, 2020
by ManusMallard May 09, 2023
She is a beautiful kind girl who can be a little mean at times, especially to her siblings. She loves almost everyone and will give help to anyone who wants or needs help. She does have blow up moments but she is always caring. She is good with school and is always willing to teach anyone anything for school. She is smart and generous. Everyone needs a Jessica Johnson in their life!
Person 1: She is so kind, she helped me with my math assignment.
Person 2: Yep she is so a Jessica Johnson
Person 2: Yep she is so a Jessica Johnson
by Bugga_13 December 08, 2016