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Mollie Johnson

(n.) someone who smells like eggs
Ew, that guy smells putrid. He's a total Mollie Johnson!
by jolliemohnson September 27, 2018
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Dusty Johnson

A dusty/dirty piece of meat . Basically a dirty, dusty dick (penis).
I thought I told you to put your Dusty Johnson away!
by pownzor14 May 15, 2018
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Katelyn johnson

katelyn johnson is a very beautiful girl she is caring she has beautiful blue eyes if you stare into them you might get lost she has a soft heart so dont play around with her feelings she keep most things to herself dont make her mad strong advice she is pretty chill she is a good friend she is there always through tough times and she has gone through alot if she has helped you. You need to help her in exchange cause she took the time out of her day to help you so you should take the time out of your day to help her she is gorgeous she has a big booty she ISNT fat nor ugly she really likes goats.
by Deour May 16, 2018
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The Johnson fam

They are a YouTube channel with 1.2 million subscribers. They average about 1249 subscribers a day
by Ldgigtgh July 24, 2019
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Trumping the Johnson

When someone says something absurd, to cover up or distract from something else absurd that was said or done earlier.
Trump tweeted something stupid on Monday, thus Trumping the Johnson over his tweet from Friday night.

Boris Johnson rambled on about buses in the interview in order to distract people from the lies about the NHS that were on buses.
by Brazillionaire July 27, 2019
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A Kelsey Johnson

Term to describe your friend's girlfriend's slutty lazy eyes female roommate that is known to hop on other fellas' "Johnson".
Damn bro, your girl's roomie is acting like A Kelsey Johnson again.
by Annon2019 March 25, 2019
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Lumpy Johnson

Multple brown nuggets left on a fat Johnson after anal sex
Ahhhhhh! BITCH GAVE ME A LUMPY JOHNSON!!!
by gatomontez April 11, 2019
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