Jacob

He is a dumb fuck who only ever asks for nudes.

Jacob: send nudes
McKenna: no.. u are a jacob
Jacob: Im dying of cancer

by Your minecraft girlfriend May 18, 2019

Jacob

Usually small kind of guy and Needs to pull his sleeve down
Typically looks like a pelican

That guy is such a Jacob

by jaaaga June 6, 2019

Jacob

A pea brain boy who cheats on his roblox gf with brunettes. He can’t remember which roblox gf he’s talking to even if he just declared how much he hated them 5 minutes before.

Lacy: you’re being a total Jacob right now!
Jen: no! I’ve never cheated on a test or roblox significant others

by Quonah July 23, 2020

Jacob

A guy in LOVE with video games. He has had one girlfriend, and still hasn't gotten over her.

Jacob still loves her!!!!

by Alexa343434 July 11, 2017

Jacob

Nigga that scared to fight Carey and big asl and eat everything in sight

That nigga Jacob is big and Carey tryna fight but he just run away, BTW y’all felt that earthquake?

by Doofles63 March 19, 2019

Jacob

A little turd

wow he is such a Jacob

by Jacobhater123 December 17, 2018

Jacob

A man , usually with long hair, who can get a girlfriend(but not easily). He cherishes her for months until he ends up becoming violent towards her. All his friends turn on him. Jacob repeats this. Although this happens Jacob is usually a middle school person in his early teens. He puts in effort at school but isn't the 'popular kid's. He is often quite annoying and will flirt with anyone he can even if he is in a relationship.

Girl 1:"Omg look at that guy, his hair is so cute"
Girl 2:"Damn girl, you got any sense, he is obviously a Jacob, you don't want that do you?"
Girl 1:"Damn you're right, let's move on..."

by Twixxxy July 27, 2018