Italian soccer

A special kind of soccer in which the most important skill is the ability to writhe on the field in fake agony until the ref yellow/red cards an opposing player.

Pro-wrestling is about as legit as Italian soccer.

by Q-Ray July 11, 2006

italian

Italians are white. A touch darker, but white. How do I know? I'm Neapolitan decent. No one in my family or friends has ever considered themselves non-caucasian. Italians are classified as caucasian. It's not rocket science.

Someone: Italians are not minorites in the U.S.

Someone else: That must be why Guiliani isn't considered a minority candidate.

by bars55 December 15, 2008

italian

Hot bodies, tanned skin and hung like horses! I may only be 1/2 Italian but my other half is full blooded!!!

Holy shit, thats so big, he must be Italian!

by Franchesco December 28, 2005

italian

Frank is one of these

Hey turn that music down Italian.

by Wynne Man December 28, 2005

Italiano

When you give a man or woman a facial and then sprinkle Parmesan cheese over the semen.

'I had a great time tonight. Let's say we go back to my place and I give you a classic Italiano.'

by Kirk2814 August 5, 2018

italian hanger

Form of having sex in which the girl does a head stand and the guy takes care of business. Don't ask how...

Mike likes to bang italian hanger style.

by Whitney and JENNY September 15, 2005

italian

Someone who is nicely kept, has nice hair, slightly taned skin, neither culturaly black or white, looks like a mobster in a suit but doesnt mean he or she is one.

Examples of an italian are:

Actors: Robert Denero, Al Pacino, Joe Pesci, James Gondolfini, Ray Loita

Mobsters: John Gotti, Al Capone,

by Leo Caruso June 11, 2006