a baseball team that always gets beaten by the new york yankees, despite having a winning record against other teams.
before the red sox won the world series twice in 2004 and 2006, they were regular members of the new york spankees!
by anna2k2 April 05, 2010
Upstate is a place where you have to drive your pickup 20 miles to buy a Sears, Roebuck suit or Gingham dress at a local Walmart. Upstate is sterile, it's a fucking joke.
by Ed Koch February 27, 2005
A town in New York, about 47 miles from New York City. The town is very small, but they have really good food. It's not true about what people say about us, we are not all, druggies, filled with std's, and guidos. Yes, if you say things, we might overreact, but you learn your lesson to not say things. There might be a lot of rich people, but it doesn't mean we think about ourselves all the time. It's not true that we are uneducated people. Yes, this might be a boring place sometimes, but most of the people here are friendly, if your nice to them. It's not Upstate New York. It's right next to Poughkeepsie, and Westchester. Not to far from the city, we have an nice lake, and we have nice houses. A lot of people actually tell us we're really cool people. We actually have cool accents (New York City/New Jersey accents) So it's not true what people say about us.
We actually have experience.
We actually have experience.
Guy from Mahopac, New York: "Hey bro, what's up?
Other guy: "Hey Man, where you from?"
Guy from Mahopac: "Mahopac, New York!"
Other Guy: "Cool! I've heard good things, and bad things about you guys, but I personally think you guys are really cool!"
Guy from Mahopac:"Thanks Bro!"
Other guy: "Hey Man, where you from?"
Guy from Mahopac: "Mahopac, New York!"
Other Guy: "Cool! I've heard good things, and bad things about you guys, but I personally think you guys are really cool!"
Guy from Mahopac:"Thanks Bro!"
by kewlbeans March 07, 2011
Switching back and forth from anal sex to vaginal sex with a woman while she is on her period leaving you with a penis that looks like a chili dog and smells like Staten Island for a week.
by DirtyDoc May 31, 2016
When I was in New York I tried to find a nice New York Girl, but everytime I got her pants off she had a dong strapped to her.
A definate penis envy species; the New York Girl.
A definate penis envy species; the New York Girl.
by bigwilly69 June 25, 2009
Blatantly walking into oncoming traffic, especially taxis or other drivers under severe time constraints, with an open palm facing outward and an utter disregard for one's own life, thus forcing the drivers to make the choice between a rage-induced aneurysm or vehicular manslaughter.
Pussy McGee: "Careful, there's a taxi coming!"
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Fuck it, I'll just give 'em a New York Stop Sign."
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Fuck it, I'll just give 'em a New York Stop Sign."
by John, A Goat from Space February 07, 2011