Grass allergy

If you have a grass allergy you can't get grass on your ass, or the glass, or the rest of your body without getting sick.
Also no sucking grass now. I know its gonna be hard not being able to suck grass but it's gonna be ok buddy.
Sooooo noooo GRASSY ASSY
SMH

Oh god I got grass on my ass, good thing I took my drugs

GRASS ALLERGY U BITCH

by Avee4 April 17, 2021

grass patch bad

When something goes so bad, it's as bad as passing out in a patch of grass behind an apartment building next to a bar.

Dude, I was so drunk last night, it was grass patch bad.

by Jose Agua July 28, 2010

Grass

what is grass???

grass?? what is that?

- gamer

2021

by Tomasz Ziarkowski June 18, 2021

Grass

Adjective/verb/noun: Describes a chaotic or absurd state where everything feels so ridiculous that sanity is optional. The embodiment of exhaustion so profound that all you want to do is exist as grass – silent, still, and utterly unbothered.

“Go grass or go home” - When you’re so close to losing it that you fully embrace the chaos or absurdity as a coping mechanism.

Urgent Notes:

“Grass” can be applied universally – whether you’re mentally fried, descending into silliness, or just want to become one with the lawn and vibe forever.

Example: “This is a mess, it’s go grass or go home at this point.”

“I’m grassing hard after that endless meeting.”

“GRASSGRASSGRASSGRASS”

by grassgod January 21, 2025

grass orgasm

An orgasm you get seeing something peel off the grass leaving smoothed, usually dead grass.

Person 1: *peels bricks from grass*
Person 2: Oh man, that's giving me a grass orgasm!

by HannahTheFanta August 10, 2016

Grass

A green plant that grows outside, commonly found in fields or front lawns. Grass can survive being stepped on, and people usually cut it so it doesn't grow too long. Cutting the grass is usually referred to "mowing the lawn." Astroturf is NOT actual grass.

"The grass is growing tall."
"Go outside and touch some grass!"

by level20_XD December 10, 2022

grass gang

A group of people, usually at a high school, who are known for smoking weed.

"Jimmy is my friend, but all he does is smoke weed and act like a dumbass all the time. He's in the grass gang afterall."

by m&m moe June 12, 2014