Goon

A slur used to describe Chinese-Americans that move to America to open Chinese restaurants

I'm pretty sure the goons next door stole my cat for their lunch special today.

by Giddyupgus March 5, 2023

Goon

A slur used to describe Chinese-Americans that move to America to open Chinese restaurants

I'm pretty sure the goons next door stole my cat for their lunch special today.

by Giddyupgus March 5, 2023

Goon

Anyone associated with shiur gimmel or nominated by the va'ad

"Wow, Tuvya is such a goon!"

by HaGoon March 28, 2023

Goon

Anyone associated with shiur gimmel or decided by the Va'ad.

"Wow, Tuvya is such a goon!"

by HaGoon April 1, 2023

Goon

noun: REDACTED

1. A REDACTED; characterized by a green or white glow coming from their eyes. Caused by night vision.

Alternative

Gooning: the actions taken while one is a goon.

"Moons out, goons out."
"Hey REDACTED, where's REDACTED? He's out gooning tonight."

by Lord Arduous January 20, 2023

Goon

To goon is to jerk off for an extended period of time. Often lasting several hours or even days with breaks to eat or use the bathroom. Gooning often involves multiple sources of pornography ranging from hardcore porn videos to magazines. Sex toys including vibrators, anal toys, and fleshlights are often involved. Drugs such as cannabis, poppers, and amphetamines may also be involved. It doesn’t have to be a solo act but often is as anyone who is gooning is likely a societal outcast.

Person 1: Hey man there’s gonna be a wild party tonight with tons of chicks, let’s go, let loose a little, and have fun.
Person 2: Nah bro i’m gonna stay at home and goon for 10 hours with a buttplug in while smoking weed.

by Mohammad Thabet October 16, 2023

Goon Squad

The most beautiful, intellectual, sexy, young, fun to be around group of girls you’ll ever meet. They have the best fashion sense and are incredibly good looking. They always have moves and every guy wants to rizz them. If you ever get the chance to even look at the Goon Squad, you’ll never stop thinking about it.

“Yooo the Goon Squad pulled up”

by Imalovernotahater October 22, 2023