Gabe

The only guy that can take two girls to the dance.

Gabe: I don't have a date to the dance.

Me: Gabe, you're the only guy that could take two girls to the dance.

by glab.glab November 22, 2021

Gabe

Gabe is a stupid bitch who pulls no one except Hitler in his prime and Gabe is also a retarted looking mofo who has a 1-inch penis that's the size of his pubic hair if he has any

Did you see the way I tried to fart but instead it slipped out as a shart and looked just like gabe

by Spedkidsfolife69 April 24, 2023

gabe

a cute boy with big muscular sexy abs with a nice LONG GIGANTIC 19 INCH COCK THAT DROWNS GIRLS IN CUM IF YOU MEET A GABE DATE HIM AND MAKE OUT WITH HIS BIG 19 INCH COCK HES SO CUTE RAWR

gabe is such a cutie!! BIG COCK

by gabybaby87 April 7, 2023

Big Gabe

A legend. All those Chuck Norris jokes? They all become true when you replace "Chuck Norris" with "Big Gabe"

dude#1: when chuck norris...

dude#2: nope, big gabe. continue.
dude #1: umm, okay then, when big gabe swims with sharks, the sharks need a cage

by not_a_fish September 20, 2023

Gabe

Gabe- the type of guy to have lots of friends,
He knows how to treat a girl right and put a smile on anyone’s face.

Has amazing body with a sexy six pack. He doesn’t like to show his body to the public. Amazing friend and his girlfriend is lucky

Gabe- noun: amazing guy
Katrina: Oh my god have you seen Gabriel’s abs!

Sammy: omg no? I thought he never takes his shirt off

by Doggy123x December 30, 2017

Gabe

Gabe is one of (or the) most funny people you'll ever meet. He can be serious at times, and you can be laughing and rolling around on the floor the very next minute. He can do something very stupid and you can not stop laughing! He is sometimes clumsy, and usually getting into trouble.

You can't believe what Gabe did in class today!

by Cheese Fan Club March 24, 2020

Gabe krimly

Gabe krimly
The biggest dumbass on planet earth

But at the same time they are the shoulder you can cry on and come to with anything they wont judge.

Gabe is someone who has the biggest heart and will do anything to protect his friends .
Even tho sometimes life is hard and full of suprises you can always come to Gabe .
If theres anyone you can call your soulmate its him .
When ever you dont talk to him for ages you start to miss everything you did together.

FIND YOUR OWN GABE THIS ONE IS MINE

Kai(gabes best-friend)

1”hey do you know GABE krimly „
2”no i dont
1”well you should GABE will make your life amazing and make you happy every second of the day .

by Tornadopenguin3000 December 25, 2021