wedgie fund

What a Hedge Fund turns into when the stocks theyve shorted get squeezed, forcing them to buy the stock back at much higher prices, often losing the billions and more they took from people by shorting the stock in the first place

Damn man.....that Hedge Fund that shorted that stock turned into a Wedgie Fund when they were forced to cover their shares they sold short. The Hedge Fund manager must feel like he's got a massive wedgie up his ass crack.

by Nuttin but reality January 27, 2021

Freedom finder

A move in basketball when the offensive player has the ball and “steps back to freedom” creating space for a shot.

Jimmy took the freedom finder off his hip and blasted off in timmys face for 3.

by Tubo February 6, 2021

Ghost fund

A sort of hedge fund that is invisible to the government and tax implications. It is a legal loophole to use cryptocurrency to get around the bureaucratic policies that would usually stop normal individuals from starting a hedge fund. It does not exist as far as taxes are concerned

I invested in a ghost fund last year. Despite me making money using that investment vehicle, I claimed the taxes in my name instead.

by loosoh June 15, 2021

Trust fund

Trust fund is a code word that means you want to do a transfer hit on a vape

*With a group of people*
Can we go to the bathrooms and hit a trust fund?
What?
K let’s go

by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021

double fender decker

when you earn 10 bucks, so you try to double it for 20, but then someone robs you by hiding your earned money in an electric guitar.

Person 1: Hey, I’m pretty sure my money got stolen last Tuesday by that guy with the fender guitar

Person 2: Someone probably pulled a double fender decker on you then….

by imfrom2014 February 3, 2022

The Founders Academy

public charter middle school + high school in new hampshire that grades you really hard and is okay as a middle school since all of the kids are kids who are “supposed to be smart” but definitely aren’t but once you get to hs it’s boring as hell. the teachers are also a total tossup of worst person you’ve ever met in your life, or really funny but also lowkey scary. and then there’s the teachers in the music department, which is a whole other story

“Bro I never see you at sports games where do you go”
“I go to The Founders Academy we don’t have any teams lmfao”
“Oh damn. At least you don’t go to Krieva”

by bananasquirrels877 April 20, 2022

Accountants Finder

An Accountants Finder is website where people search for accounting firms.

Accountants Finder is one of UK's largest site for accountants and accounting firms.

by AccountansFinder October 18, 2022