flowerisfunny

FlowerIsFunny on Twitter.com (very funny)

Can also be used as another term for god

flower: i am funny

everyone: flowerisfunny

by sylveon_64 October 24, 2020

Flower

A crack-head who believes in saving the world and mother nature.

"I, rainbow sparkles, will now save the world one blade of grass at a time"

"HEY LADY. UR A FLOWER!"

by Sopo Ppl August 14, 2008

pussy flower

on the nice scale, pussy flower is the nicest of nice. not always a bad thing, but sometimes it can be a little creepy. the opposite of pussy flower, on the other end of the scale, is dick (also known as shooter).

He just wrote her a love song after she dicked him over yesterday, he's such a pussy flower.

by massa crane October 25, 2008

flower basket

a flower basket is when a bunch of guys sit in a circle and jack off onto a flower and then you spin the bottle and whomever it lands on must eat the flower

"man my friend gobbled up that flower basket like it was nothing!"

by amanda hugnkiss December 11, 2006

Flower Collector

Someone who only likes virgin girls.

"How far did Sally go with John?"
"No sex. that's all I care about."
"Dude, you're such a flower collector."

by awesome sauce on the fry December 9, 2008

flowerfucked

When you step outside and have such a bad allergic reaction to the pollen in the air you start crying, your nose starts running, and your face feels swollen.

Friend: Are you crying?

You: No, I just got flowerfucked in the face!

by j2themfk August 19, 2011

flower baby

The most innocent, easily disgusted person that you know.

Henry doesn't even know what a vibrator is and he's 17. He's such a flower baby.

by Yoyodaddyo April 10, 2017