flesh gordon

A game whereupon a piece of gammon is placed on a females face. A hole is then created so that the penis can be inserted into her mouth. You then have to cum before she finishes eating the surrounding meat.

I can't believe your mum beat me at flesh gordon last night.

by Excited Barry January 22, 2016

Flesh Turban

A flesh turban is when a man stretches his scrotum over another person's head. Must be done in extreme heat so the scrotum is more loose and it better represents a turban.

Bill: It's so hot right now! Almost 100°!
Conor: Could you give me a flesh turban, Bill?
Bill: Sure thing, pal!

by Penguinsex April 15, 2016

flesh muncher

Someone who munches on human penis.

"I hear Mr Fisher's a bit of a flesh muncher"

"Yes, he's been munching on flesh like there's no tomorrow"

by Blind Beggar August 1, 2016

Flesh boy

Joey

What a sopping wet slab of flesh!

Person 1: wow that Joey guy looks like he loves skin!
Person 2: thats why we call him flesh boy!

by Fleshiest May 14, 2016

fleshbag

A person.

Access to both sides of the chassis is usually needed to keep cold air moving in and hot air moving out – especially if your air conditioner is struggling with the BTU output of the servers (and the odd fleshbag walking around inside swapping cables!).

by Fuppelmupp November 23, 2016

flesh curve

The curvature of the male genitalia to either the left or right

His flesh curve looked odd at first, but once I turned over half way through he was able to get both sides

by TJBurke August 21, 2017

flesh puppies

the fleshy alien things from the 2002 scooby doo live action movie

Those flesh puppies are spoopy

by thegaystripclub September 29, 2017