The response to someone who mumbles so much that you have tired of saying: "Excuse me, What was that, Could you repeat that, Come again or I can't hear you."
Person A:A mmfrt able to cmomprt smoo!
Person B:Mumblety Five?
Person A:I am never able to comfort you.
Person B:Maybe because I can never understand you
Person B:Mumblety Five?
Person A:I am never able to comfort you.
Person B:Maybe because I can never understand you
by Anenglishmajor May 11, 2011
Get the Mumblety Fivemug. Having a flattened finger nail due to constantly scraping off the foil from 5gum or any other foil backed gum wraper leaving just the paper to roll your greens in. Most oftenly occurs on the thumb and or index finger.
by drewdt April 29, 2011
Get the five nailmug. Sometimes, nobody is around to celebrate with when you do something great. Or, maybe they are, but they aren't impressed with you. So, get to master-fiving!!! Put your right-hand up. Put your left-hand up. Slap 'em together as fast as you can until you're satisfied, and gratified.
John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.
by masterfiving June 8, 2019
Get the master-fivingmug. When two people are dancing and person A backs dat ass up into person B's frontside while touching the floor, and person B places his/her hand, five-finger spread, on person A's lower back. He then uses his opposite hand to high five his friend that is also mid-fiving another subject.
TP: "Yo C, we pulled an epic Mid Five on those hoes on the dance floor."
C: "Hell yea dude, they definitely want to take us home tonight."
C: "Hell yea dude, they definitely want to take us home tonight."
by TPK12; June 21, 2013
Get the Mid fivemug. by MizzleHizzle January 22, 2009
Get the High Fivemug. something that is five to eight is something that is slim, literally (a tie-where it originated), figuratively (chances, the likelihood, etc.), generally unlikely or only slightly likely. created on a fine april day via a misunderstanding in math class regarding fat mays' tie, which is the epitome of five to eight. the term derives from the time 7:55, or five to eight, when the chances of getting to 8 o'clock class in time are very slim/uncertain.
1-dude that tie is five to eight as hell!
2-yeah, its only like an inch wide!
or
1-what are the chances of us getting caught?
2-pretty five to eight, shots is on duty tonight
2-yeah, its only like an inch wide!
or
1-what are the chances of us getting caught?
2-pretty five to eight, shots is on duty tonight
by fat mays April 27, 2008
Get the five to eightmug. Shit five-o finna show up and shut our car meet down.
Run fast motherfucker it's the five-o
Someone phoned/called the five-o on us.
Run fast motherfucker it's the five-o
Someone phoned/called the five-o on us.
by Agerix December 29, 2016
Get the five-omug.