emotional dick pic

A (dick pic) sent when the person is upset and or trying to get you back

He totally sent me another emotional dick pic last night

by K.leesi January 24, 2020

Emotional Abortion

An emotional abortion is when you have a spiritual pap smear done which scoops out the inner linings of the uterus, causing a sense of clarity within oneself found in no other way

"Dog I just had the CRAZIEST emotional abortion"

by semenster6937 March 14, 2025

emotional martyr

A person or being who will infiltrate your personal life like a terrorist. attack emotionally , ultimately attach and thrive off any validation. Which they are seeking. Finally, knowingly implode taking you along with them.

Diana grew up brainwashed. Her terroristic tendencies allowed her to cross paths with Brad Litt. Unknowingly he was her next victim and she was to be his emotional martyr. She is always the victim, truly.

by Beachareyouokay March 17, 2024

Emotional Gosh

Noticeable strength or depth or surprise of general feelings of emotional.

Hugging my friend again after so long was just emotion gosh.

Emotional goshing right now!! Had an awesome date this afternoon.

by Disco The Dog May 16, 2021

Emote Land

The best discord server for emojis its very epic

Person 1: yo i need some emojis i just got nitro
Pesron 2: ayo join emote land they got sick emojis

by SargunIsGay September 14, 2021

emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.

Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.

by Big aldo October 15, 2020

emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.

Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.

by von groovy August 4, 2024