One Direction

A sexy British/Irish boyband created in 2010 by the judges of the X Factor UK. Members include...

-Louis Tomlinson
-Zayn Malik
-Liam Payne
-Niall Horan
-Harry Styles

Louis, Harry, and Liam are full Brits while Niall is Irish and Zayn is British and part Pakistanian. They are gorgeous boys and have won the hearts of fans (DIRECTIONERS!!!) all over the globe.

Keep calm and... OMG IT'S ONE DIRECTION!!!!

by 1234girl1234girl1234 December 7, 2012

[directile disfunction]

one who has a great deal of trouble of with directions.

isabella: "where's the bubble tea place?"
lily: "2 blocks to the left, then 1 block up, and then 6 blocks east"
priscilla: "fool, it's right across the street!"
isabella: "dannng girl you got yo self a bad case of directile disfunction"

by lilllllly December 16, 2008

One Direction

a uk group consisting of the harry, louis, liam and niall. zayn used to be there to, but he left and then became irrelevant. they have all made it big as solo artists and their fan base is very much still alive. despite what all the crackheads at your school say.

crackhead: bruh, one direction suuckks.

pothead: dudeee, i know! i prefer listening to ‘i lost my trap phone’ and ‘bitches and hoes!”
crackhead: yeah man, none of that gay shit.
me: you call one direction all that shit, when two act gayer than if jeffree star and james charles had baby.

by maleficent September 30, 2018

one direction

a "famous" pop band that has an ironic name since they all went in separate directions

dude are you listening to one direction how gay are you

by crankymuppet November 26, 2018

Dire Straits

A homophobic band that uses the word 'faggot' to demean gay people.

Dire Straits are a homophobic bunch of rednecks.

by sensitive liberal December 30, 2005

Directioner

A person who is absolutely crazy and will do anything to be with the boys of one direction (Harry, Louis, Liam, and niall) a true directioner hates zayn malik. These girls want to be with the boys they want to touch their skin and lick their forehead.

“OMG ITS HARRY STYLES I AM GOING TO GO ON HIS VAN AND HUG HIM IN TILL HE COMES HOME WITH ME"
“you are such a directioner"

by Ilovedogsandicecream August 22, 2016

dmire

A funny person everybody loves him but no one wants to date him.

Me and dire are good friends but not like that. Dmire

by Pussy I eat dat! September 12, 2016