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Drag queen story hour

The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!
Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Neglected to mention the drag

When you grossly underreport the circumstances of an event in a desperate attempt to save face and escape the consequences of your negligence.
GM's Cruise robotaxi company filed a report with the DMV regarding an accident in which a robotaxi hit a pedestrian and drug them 20 feet. The company is now being held liable for filing a false report, as in their report, they neglected to mention the drag, which caused the victim serious injuries
by Spirit Bear November 15, 2024
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dragging it

when someone over complicates a situation or a topic by beating around the bush and making it difficult for everyone to move on. normally resulting in lying.
by ziggi's cousin July 12, 2024
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drag rag

Bro, I like your drag rag! Now pass me the joint.
by Awkave March 14, 2016
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On the drag

Running late. Predominantly used in East Anglia, primarily in Suffolk and Norfolk.
by Town10123 February 16, 2024
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Dick Drag

An unpleasant, uncomfortable and inconvenient experience
“That 13 hour car trip was an absolute dick drag”
by LeopardNFB June 24, 2019
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Shag Drag

That depressed feeling you get when you realise that Shaggy is not the most powerful being in the multiverse as he has been canonically defeated according to Meme Scriptures.

An excerpt from “Scooby Dooby Doo”

-Scooby Dooby Doo
-Did a poo
-And Shaggy thought it was chocolate
-Shaggy took a bite
-And turned white
-And that was the end of Shaggy
I’m, like feeling the Shag Drag, man
by Yeetist Deakinist Monk February 18, 2019
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