if the diva cup fits

Another saying for "if the shoe fits" but yassified.

Jenna: "I didn't get head from a cop."

Kaiya: "Doesn't your girlfriend have a criminal justice degree?"

Jenna: "Yes, but she isn't a cop"

Kaiya: "if the diva cup fits"

by yenandkaka February 23, 2026

Drive-Thru Diva

THAT type of customer fast food workers hate dealing with... The one who wants everything FRESH! Fresh fries, fresh burger patty, fresh cheese, no salt, fresh KETCHUP! Someone who thinks they're cheating the system, by making a bunch of unreasonable modifications to their complicated ass order...

Then when they get their food, they hold up the line by checking the bag at the window. In such a meticulous manner. These types of customers are the ones who want sit down restaurant quality food at a McFastFood spot.

Customer: I WANT FRESH FRIES, NO SALT! ALSO MAKE SURE YOU PUT A FRESH PATTY ON THE GRILL! I DON'T WANT LUKE WARM FOOD! HURRY UP! I GOT PLACES TO BE! DID YOU HEAR ME???

Employee to their coworker: Goddammit, we got another Drive-Thru Diva! Wanna give the salty bitch extra salt?

by tigglywigglesdahomie March 9, 2026

mr. diva

A grown man who will do anything to get you`re attention.

Justin Bieber is such a Mr. Diva.

by Scruberz July 10, 2014