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Crystal court

When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.
Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court…
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023
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Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes

I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
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Crystal Cafe

procrastinate here. get off skyblock and do your fucking homework. also stop asking for pc and selling here.
by JerryChristmas December 20, 2023
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Crystal

An antiquated slang term meaning cat, used in an endearing way to signify importance. Popular in the 70s-90s urban USA.
Would you 'care for my crystals for me? I'll be out of town for a few days. Don't worry about the food, just check in on them once in a while.
by Optiso March 9, 2021
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Crystal

For someone to be named Crystal is amazing. They can be so generous and genuine. All they think about is trying to make someone else happy. They get up and try to help you fix your problem even if you don’t ask. They joke a lot and whenever you’re around a Crystal you automatically see sunshine! Their personalities are beautiful and soul taking. Get you a Crystal! Please do not take advantage of one tho! You don’t even know how they’ll teach you a lesson!
Crystal? She’s freaking funny!!!
by Backthefuture November 22, 2021
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The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.
Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.
by michaeldvca June 8, 2023
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