Crystal "Ide close it"

Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."
Danny Wojcicki removed Crystal "Ide close it" from the group.
by jmcclure26 January 10, 2018
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happy crystals

I was having a hard day today until my guy delivered my happy crystals to me; nothing beats that euphoric feeling!
by BekahBooVT July 16, 2019
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Crystal Hotsprings

Where Zack, Landon, Jarek, Rusten, Carter, and Douglas work.
He probably works at Crystal Hotsprings
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crystal chen

Crystal Chen is a girl who is extremely down bad and probably a stalker on the low. Crystal Chen is always shaking of fear of being cancelled and gets her phone taken away at 10pm.
Crystal Chen is getting her phone taken away by Kelly Chen
by leeheeseung November 21, 2021
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Crystal Kawichi

A mage who you don't want to mess with. She may be tiny, but she is sassy and powerful. She tends to give hugs to others, and seems happy
Guy 1:"Dude I think I just met a Crystal Kawichi today."

Guy 2: "Oh god, what did you do to piss her off?"
by C.O.K.3271 December 23, 2017
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Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.
Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!
by maxwellkona4 February 27, 2021
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Crystal Starbucks

A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.

Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓
Crystal Starbucks
by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022
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