Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins

A complete moron that can't do anything or hardly anything right.

Bud is one of the dumbest persons to have ever existed, he is a prime example of a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2021

Are you ready to burn some cotton?

Are you ready to get things done fast. Referencing how fast "Negro slaves" worked in cotton fields. So fast that they would cause enough friction to create a combustion of the cotton.

hey guys! Are you ready to burn some cotton?

by Bert Retain February 20, 2013

Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.

Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Cotton candy sky

“Cotton candy sky” is a term used when the sky is both a light blueish color and a pinkish color.

Mostly used when the clouds are pink and sky is blue.

“It’s a cotton candy sky!”

by LmaoImGod June 4, 2021

cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.

We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.

by anonymous December 25, 2021

Cotton Candy Couples

refers to a pair where one partner has blue hair and the other has pink hair

Walking hand in hand the Cotton Candy Couples stood out with their matching blue and pink hair, looking like they stepped out of a fairytale.

by misscherrypie March 21, 2025

punching cotton

The action of doing something with the intent to do some damage but unexpectedly doing no damage.

Alex yelled "You are useless" at Nick but he just smiled back at him. Alex felt like he was punching cotton.

by WordsOfGold February 20, 2025