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cock shnogler

N. One who sucks cock in a very emphatic manner. The typical cock shnogler craves large cocks, also known as cock-a-monsters.
Do you know Laurie the cock shnogler? She sucks a mean dick!
by todd "the bod" piercon August 26, 2006
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Cock Fraud

The act of a man meeting girls on the internet and sending them photoshopped or otherwise altered pictures of their erect cock to impress the girl and make her want it.
Chris wanted to hook up with this girl so bad, he sent her a photoshopped picture of his cock but when he met the girl she laughed at him and said "Dude, you just committed Cock Fraud!"
by Yateball April 3, 2010
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Cheese Cock

The act of pouring extremely hot nacho cheese all over you dick and taking part in gay intercourse.
person 1: So man what'd you do last night?
person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock.
person 1: What the fuck.
by ShloviMaster June 1, 2017
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Equatorial Cock

A tropical drink made from spiced rum, ginger and lime (banana and passion fruit variations are often promoted by the limp-wristed). Indigenous Caribbean tribesmen believed that drinking an Equatorial Cock was the gateway to cosmic blessing.
Holy Shit! Did you see the fish he caught after drinking an Equatorial Cock
by Slor July 25, 2012
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cock-panther

hybrid of the cougar between the ages of 40-51...a woman that is the super-cougar that all cougars aspire to be...perfectly preserved perhaps by some sort of surgery or augmentation, flawless appearance, superb physical fitness, and usually a high ranking executive with a bottomless bank account...this woman will stop at nothing to pounce and conquer prey...men of all ages are powerless to her.
..."She's no cougar, that woman is a full blown cock-panther"....
by robby redhead August 27, 2007
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skunk cock

this occurs when a male pulls his penis out of an anus and the feces make the penile organ smell bad.
i was jammin it up dis chicks ass yesterday and i pulled out after i realized im gettin skunk cock.
by m-j-dub October 25, 2007
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cock blockternity

The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)
That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'
by xmovox October 26, 2009
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