Chopped up

Someone who has had multiple plastic surgeries with a less than desirable result.

After she got her face chopped up something don't look right.

by Asheknuckles July 15, 2016

wanger chop

a fat loser with a small wanger. either from birth or from being chopped off.

look at that kid. He is a wanger chop

by billybob July 06, 2003

puff a chop

simply go smoke a cigarette

yo u wanna puff a chop?
yea i will smoke a cig

by dabblefest October 26, 2011

Jive Chops

A derogatory term for someone who is a position of power over you but in all reality is no more important than you are.

Boss: "You really need to get to work"
Employee: "Whatcha talkin' 'bout, jive chops?"

by thereal S June 06, 2011

Chop a bowl

to smoke marijuana out of a glass pipe, or bowl, with the result of being chopped, or insanely high.

hey man, you wanna chop a bowl with those bitches real quick?

by Alister Hotchkiss October 10, 2009

Chuff Chop

The act of karate chopping a female's genitalia.

Only to be used in very familiar situations, usually between people in a relationship. Occurs most commonly in a lesbian relationship or a fight between girls, a cat fight.

It is not a welcomed move in a fight as it invades personal space, however it is the ultimate winning move.

Created in Barnsley, South Yorkshire.

See also: chuff

In a petty fight:

*Girl smacks girlfriend around the head*
Girlfriend: OW! Chuff chop!
*Girlfriend chuff chops girl*

or

Girl 1: "Did you see what happened in the fight between Kimberley and Stacey?"
Girl 2: "Yeah! Kimberley chuff chopped her!"
Girl 3: "Ouch!"

by GingerJangles June 15, 2009

Nuttin Chops

The friendly-fire of self-enjoyment. The act of blowing your own load onto the side of your face.

Man, you ever buff the banana and nut so hard you give yourself nuttin chops?

by vunitedt November 11, 2018