A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.
I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here
by Billiam Beaver April 6, 2023
Get the University of Illinois at Chicagomug. A place where you are forced to be perfect by being enslaved in the cult of inspiring and changing lives through music.
Ms Hanson: What is the mission of the Chicago Children’s Choir?
Everyone at the same time: to inspire and change lives through music
Everyone at the same time: to inspire and change lives through music
by Ltacbio1 May 29, 2019
Get the chicago children’s choirmug. by Chicago Diablo purchaser. September 22, 2010
Get the Chicago Diablomug. The girl at the bar was raving about how her boyfriend flips her over and takes her for "Chicago Brunch"
by Brunchfan October 4, 2023
Get the Chicago brunchmug. The worst place to be if your looking to get sleep or anything like that. All of the people there have bags under their eyes.
The students there are either rich republican snobs that pay full price, or the weirdest and yet coolest faculty kid you've ever met. If you are in 6th grade as of 2024-2025 DO NOT COME HERE. ALL OF THE 6TH GRADERS ARE INSANE. The people you encounter are going to be one of these: 1. nice but the most obnoxious person you've EVER met 2. Incredibly mean and literally all of the ists, and phobics. 3. Beatlemanic 4. smart and insane 5. ridiculous amounts of theater kid 6. video game and war obsessed: failing everything (note: these may occur together in different patterns or alone)
The students there are either rich republican snobs that pay full price, or the weirdest and yet coolest faculty kid you've ever met. If you are in 6th grade as of 2024-2025 DO NOT COME HERE. ALL OF THE 6TH GRADERS ARE INSANE. The people you encounter are going to be one of these: 1. nice but the most obnoxious person you've EVER met 2. Incredibly mean and literally all of the ists, and phobics. 3. Beatlemanic 4. smart and insane 5. ridiculous amounts of theater kid 6. video game and war obsessed: failing everything (note: these may occur together in different patterns or alone)
Billy bobby fornire: "I love 80s music, speak German, and I read Dostoevsky for fun."
King Robert the 3rd: "You must go to University of Chicago Labschool."
King Robert the 3rd: "You must go to University of Chicago Labschool."
by fornire March 8, 2025
Get the University of Chicago Labschoolmug. hes bo and hes from chicago, has some d1 prospects but dropped them for a monk. hes bo from chicago tbh.
by bdustdadawg March 6, 2023
Get the bo from chicagomug. When you put cum inside one’s genitals and proceed to pull off their nipple and drink the milk when they lactate. then they proceed to get a surgery on their knee and put their milk inside until it explodes. then you get your neighbor named Timmy and proceed to open his rectum and get the booty crumbs, then proceed to fuck to fuck someone until a black hole appears and sucks up everybody including the earth.
David: bro I just gave Bonnie blue the Chicago black hole twister, dude it was crazy
Bonnie blue: *autistic noises*
Bonnie blue: *autistic noises*
by The Chicago menace July 2, 2025
Get the Chicago black hole twistermug.