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true champion

he who is the true champion... only the true champion knows who is the true champion. Only candidates for true championship may compete for the true championship..

i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.
Ian is not the true champion. Neither is Tim....
by Paul December 30, 2004
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Foosball Champions

Team skarmbliss, the two foosball players who went undefeated during world cup play, defeating spain, france, canada, the UK, and even the other US teams
Ray and Thomas play foosball like foosball champions.
by Evan Falco August 19, 2010
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Wang-Champagne

Another name for the sauce of man.
Properly entertaining his female house guest, Bobby sophisticatedly invites Sarah to sample his wang-champagne.
by ADeadlySpark August 14, 2011
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Haircut Champion

The first school boy in his year to attempt to attract girls by altering the style/ colour of his hair. Normally resulting in looking ridiculous however the majority of the boys copy him in belief that it may be their only chance.
In the dinning room at school. Gilmour enters with new haircut.

'Whoa - Look at Gilmours hair'

'He's such a haircut champion'
by SuburbanDan November 21, 2011
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Warm Champagne

A term that describes the urination from one person into the others mouth.
A submissive Speaks to his/her Dom -' Yes Ma'am my slutty little mouth is open for all the warm champagne you can provide me with
by Philip The Sub November 7, 2012
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hooker champagne

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.
by mmcclluurree.jj December 4, 2013
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Metaphorical Champagne

1. Fake alcohol
2. Stress reliever; can be person, place, thing, or event, etc.
1. T'where is the metaphorical champagne!
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.
by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015
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