Canadian Tank

A Volkswagen Beetle, preferably from 1970, with a shotgun welded to the top.

All the children would watch in fear and awe as the Canadian Tank rolled through Quebec.

by Tank Master #29184 December 28, 2013

canadian smile

A beautiful smile that deceptively hides a sassy personality.

Julie has a Canadian smile, its great to look at but once she starts talking it's nothing but sass.

by Pluckerflucker June 14, 2018

canadian coldhole

The act of taking snow from outside, shoving it up your significant others asshole, then railing them until the

melted snow drips out.

Yesterday I gave my wife the Canadian coldhole. I shoved snow up her ass and then railed her and she loved every second of it!

by Stupidwhore93 January 11, 2021

Canadian Pasta

When you cum in a straight line, let it solidify and then eat it

I had some Canadian Pasta yesterday

by Polish Priest October 4, 2021

Canadian Maplemoose

When two gentleman stick 2 cucumbers per rectum in eachother and watch football.

Met up with my boy today for a nice canadian maplemoose

by jjjjjjy February 9, 2022

Canadian cocaine

Some really good Cocaine.

Aleeysha: Yoooo this cocaine is bare mad!
Shahina: Thats some Canadian Cocaine bro, goes hard asf.

by shahinz_bbb June 12, 2021

[Canadian Condo]

A mobile home. Canadian Condo is used as a slight when referring to a mobile home set up as a vacation property in Michigan.

"Will you be spending the Memorial Day weekend at your Canadian condo?"

by The Mad Economist August 2, 2013