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i am cool like that

A nicer way of saying " I don't need your help, I am good the way I am"
Mom: can I help you with your homework?

Son: no, shove off, I am cool like that.
by Sexydimma February 18, 2015
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i like your kneecaps

I like your kneecaps (but in italics) (:

it gives you the ability to not go 10 feet near a school or a park
Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.

Mary: get tf away from me you redo
by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021
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<Mastered Projected Perspectives>I Look Like The Only Hole In The Wall I <Mastered Projected Perspectives>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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That's that shit I don't like

That, sure, but also that petty, smug, self-righteous people like you have created a system that allows you to reward yourselves for being petty, smug, self-righteous while simultaneously inflating the value of your lives while deferring the cost to the dregs of society. You're perfectly fine with me being impoverished but you are doing this to me because you don't think you should have to pay the price for doing it. You are mad now that YOU prioritizing YOURSELF over ME cost you something? I explained to you exactly what I was doing AS I WAS DOING IT. YOU didn't think you needed ME and you DID need me. You were perfectly willing to discard me like a piece of fucking trash. Where were you when I was left without a job? WHERE WERE YOU WHILE I WAS SITTING ALONE IN THE DARK? Fucking your wife? Hugging your kids? Telling yourself you were better than the people who weren't?
Hym "Yeah, both of you are aligning against be but I'll ask you... What are you stopping? What are you stopping me from doing? I'm literally not doing anything. The only thing you stopped me from doing is saving your kids and defending myself and my family from whatever the fuck you want to call this. I GAVE YOU THE CHANCE THAT NO ONE HAD THE DECENCY TO GIVE ME. But there is no BOTH of you, is there? Not really. Anti-Christian bias? You are beholden to a God that you will never interact with and you are desperate to impose that on anyone who will let you. You wanted to be the creature and look what happened. You can't blame me for anything here. You have far more control over the situation than I do. If I'm going insane then you are in the driver seat AND YOU ARE FA-LOORING IT RIGHT NOW. And that's that shit I don't like."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2025
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I Slept Like a Homo

the human autonomic nervous system has evolved to respond to deep rectal stimulation — such as that experienced during a rectal exam involving a large cylindrical object — with an intense parasympathetic rebound effect. The parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for "rest and digest" responses, so this will put you to sleep
Got railed by a bbc last night and I slept like a homo
by SlangGodHomo June 13, 2025
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