cold beans on a baked burrito, sounds amazing, right? and NO, its not baked bean burrto, they’re completely different!! because for the baked bean burrito, its baked beans on a cold burrito.
by depressingbagel May 10, 2022
Get the bean baked burritomug. by JDC171 August 19, 2016
Get the One Handed Burritomug. A relatively quick relationship of 4 months or less where no true sustenance or knowledge has been gained from said encounters.
Dude 1: Hey man! What happened to you and Laura?
Dude 2: I got bored of her. Not worth. It was a total Microwave Burrito Relationship.
Dude 2: I got bored of her. Not worth. It was a total Microwave Burrito Relationship.
by itiod October 6, 2020
Get the Microwave Burrito Relationshipmug. When a man wraps a tortilla around his cock, and uses it as a condom to fuck the women who is using beans and cheese as lube. You have yourself a Memphis Bean Burrito!
by Masuraus July 26, 2016
Get the Memphis Bean Burritomug. by Jobertello November 13, 2009
Get the Johnny B. Burritomug. The act of internally ejaculating during anal sex with a female; followed by the male performing a "rimjob" on the female and consuming the fecal and semen mixed substance secreted from the anus which resembles the consistency of a sour cream burrito.
Tim: "Dude, why did you say that Jessica came back to you?"
Bob: "Because nobody else could eat her sour cream burrito like I do."
Bob: "Because nobody else could eat her sour cream burrito like I do."
by McLrn227 September 27, 2008
Get the Sour Cream Burritomug. by Flapjacks May 11, 2006
Get the my pet burritomug.